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a man walks out of a bar totally hammered...
 
 
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.

"You, sir, are drunk!"

"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"

you're so poor
 
 
You're so poor, you have a big hole in the wall and call it central air.
your family is so poor
 
 
Your family is so poor, I flicked a booger on the door and your Mama came out and said: "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
yo mama's so nasty
 
 
Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!"

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