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Insults


yo mama's...bus
 
 
Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
pov
 
 
An Insult:

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass!

your family is so poor
 
 
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, "Hey, who turned off the heater!"
annoying boy on bus
 
 
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, 'If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.'

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, 'If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.'

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, 'What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!'

The kid smiles and says, 'I would be a bus driver!'


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