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yo mama is a fatty
 
 
Yo mama is soo fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.
where did it go?
 
 
A blond was driving to the airport when she saw a sign that read, "Airport - Left," so she turned around and went back home.
blonde luck
 
 
A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, "Shut up! Im WINNING!"
finder's keepers
 
 
There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head. They were all sitting in a hair salon talking about their daughters. The brunette says, "I was lookin throuh my daughter's purse and I found a pack of cigarettes! Do you believe that my daughter smokes!! So then the redhead says, "Oh my gosh, I was looking through my daughter's purse and i found alcohol! Do you believe she's been drinking!! So then the blond says "I was looking through my daughter's purse and I found a condom! Do you believe my daughter has a penis?!"

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