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jane's addiction
 
 
Q: What's the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A: A drug dealer can't clean his crack and re-sell it!

blonde hide and go seek
 
 
Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"
where did it go?
 
 
A blond was driving to the airport when she saw a sign that read, "Airport - Left," so she turned around and went back home.
so many to choose from
 
 
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

A: In a catalogue.


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