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shorty
 
 
You are so small that when it rains, you are the last to know.
call me back
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid she put a phone in her butt and thought she was making a booty call.
how do you know if a frenchman...
 
 
Q: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?

A: Your garbage can is empty and your dog is pregnant.

a helping hand
 
 
Two blondes and a brunette fell off a cliff, handing on to a rope for dear life. The rope was tearing from the weight of the three girls, so the brunette says, "One of us has to jump or we'll all die." The blondes looked at each other and decided the brunette should jump because she was the ugliest. The brunette jumps, but the two blondes let go of the rope when they clapped.

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