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yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, she walked into a house of mirrors and it collapsed!
yo mama's so fat... airplane
 
 
Your mama's so fat she went on an airplane and it turned into a boat.
yo mama's so fat... shadow
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, when her shadow fell on the bed, it broke!
pig in a bar
 
 
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"

Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."

And the bartender says, 'Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.'

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