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brain insult
 
 
'Add this up for me. A ton of sawdust, a ton of old newspaper, and a ton of fat. Now, have you got all that in your head?'

'Yes.'

' Yeah, I thought so.'
you're so stupid
 
 
You're so stupid, you need a recipe to boil water.
yo mama's so poor
 
 
Yo' mama so poor, I asked to use her bathroom, so she gave me a tin can and a leaf!
3 couples, 2 compliments, 1 adventure!
 
 
Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal.
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second.
"Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third.

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