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yo mama's so fat
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, all the restaurants have signs that say "Max. Occupancy 240 OR Yo' Mama."
an ugly position
 
 
What's the position to make ugly babies?
Ask your parents.
yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, when two men broke into her house and she yelled, 'RRRRAAAAAPPPEEEE' and they yelled 'NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO!'
yo family is so poor...
 
 
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roach and your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!"

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