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yo mama's so ugly
 
 
Yo' mama so ugly, when two men broke into her house and she yelled, 'RRRRAAAAAPPPEEEE' and they yelled 'NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO!'
yo family is so poor...
 
 
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roach and your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!"
you're so ugly
 
 
You're so ugly, your dog has to close its eyes when it humps your leg!
your dad's like cement
 
 
You dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!

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