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yo mama's so fat.. thong
 
 
Yo' mama so fat, you use her thong as a hammock!
yo mama's so nasty
 
 
Yo' mama so nasty, she went to the barber shop, unbuttoned her shirt, and said cut my hair!
body talk
 
 
This lady goes to the doctor for a check up.
When she gets home her husband asks, "So how did the appointment go?"
She replies, "He said, I have the body of a twenty year old.
Her husband says, "Oh yeah. and what did he have to say about your forty year old ass?"
She says, "Your name didn't come up."
yo mama's so dumb... job application
 
 
Yo' mama so dumb, when she filled out her job application and it said ‘sex,’ she wrote “not lately.”

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