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dream on
 
 
Yo mama so old, she has dreams in black and white.
wake up, stand up
 
 
A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds. Her husband, half-awake, says, "Close those blinds, those little boys over the road can see my naked body." The woman replies, "If those little boys saw your naked body, they'd close their blinds".
with andy rooney
 
 
Yo mama so stupid, it took her two hours to watch '60 minutes.'
michael jackson shops at wal-mart
 
 
Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?

A: Boys pants were half off.


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