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ford cars -vs- golf balls
 
 
What's the difference between a Ford and a golf ball?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

you're so fat...himalayas
 
 
You're so fat, mountain climbers climb the Himalayas for practice before climbing you.
a hole in the head
 
 
Why does a man's penis have a hole in it?
So he can get oxygen to his brain.
yo mama's so old... dreams
 
 
Yo' mama so old, her dreams are in black and white!

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