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vampire date
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.

"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."

vampires in a bar
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, 'I'll have a pint of blood.'

The second one says, 'I'll have one, too.'

The third one says, 'I'll have a pint of plasma.'

The bartender says, 'So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?'

very robust zacklies
"Where did you get those zacklies?"

"Zacklies?"

"Yeah, your breath smells zacklie like your butt!"

visiting grandma...
'Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma today!'

'Shut up and keep digging, boy.'


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