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archeological gag
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.

avon calling
An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy.

Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face.

"Holy cow! What's that smell?"

"I don't know, sir. I don't smell anything. What does it smell like to you?"

"Like someone crapped a Christmas tree."

baaaaad breath
Yo' breath so stank, it's like your tongue farted!
baby boomers
Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can?

A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.


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