mommy, mommy!
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
mommy, mommy... circles
What did the dad say when his son said, 'Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?
'Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
monster valentine
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?
Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.
Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
more zombie baby jokes
Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
What's more fun then a barrel of monkeys? A barrel of zombie babies.
What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
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