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kleenex
How do you get a Kleenex to dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

lab monkeys
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?

Rhesus Pieces.
lady at the bar
There was a lady at a bar. Every time she wanted a drink she would raise her hand. She had very bad armpit hair.

The Bartender was getting really grossed out and told the man sitting at the bar that next time she did that he was not going to give her a drink.

One minute later she said, 'Bartender, Bartender, get me another drink.'

The bartender said no. The man sitting there said, 'Oh give the poor ballerina another drink.'

The bartender said, 'How do you know she is a ballerina?'

The man replied, 'Well anyone that can lift there leg that high must be a ballerina!'

late cannibal
Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner?

His wife gave him the cold shoulder!


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