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invisible carrots
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts!
it's not for him, stupid
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head.

"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."

"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."

it's what's for dinner
What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef Stroke-n-off

jack and jill ii
Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

To smoke some marijuana

Jack got high

Pulled down his fly

And Jill said I don't wanna!


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