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corn flakes
Two brothers are getting ready for school. One boy is sitting down, having a bowl of Corn Flakes, the other is frantically looking for an item for show-and-tell.

'I know I put it here somewhere' he says. He then remembers that he put it in the kitchen for safe keeping the night before. He dashes for the kitchen and stops at his brother, still eating his cereal.

'Hey, you found my scab collection.'

corpsalicious!
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, 'There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything.'

After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same.

After hesitating, they all did it.

'Next,' the professor said, 'you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger.'

cow with no legs
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.

A: Ground Beef!
crab cakes
Yo mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.

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