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caution: condom crossing
Why'd the condom cross the road?

He got pissed off!

chilled crabs
Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
chillin' biddies
One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them.

The first lady had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one's arm was too short to reach.

chilling with the eskimo
What do eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

Polaroids!


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