animal house
Q: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?
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A: 10 little piggies, one ass, two calves, one pussy, and some crabs on hares.
the long way home
Two sperm are swimming in a women's body.
One sperm says to the other in exhaustion, "Whew, just how far is the uterus anyway?"
The second sperm begins to laugh and says, "The uterus!? We just passed the esophagus."
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One sperm says to the other in exhaustion, "Whew, just how far is the uterus anyway?"
The second sperm begins to laugh and says, "The uterus!? We just passed the esophagus."
what's funnier than a zombie baby?
What's funnier than a zombie baby?
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A zombie baby in a clown suit.
what do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?
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A: All you can eat under a buck.
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