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happy birthdead to you
 
 
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?

A dead puppy!

the perils of flatulence
 
 
Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?

Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

spider diet
 
 
What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?

Burgers and flies.

snot
 
 
When you're neckin' with yer honey
And your nose is kinda runny
You might think it's funny...
But it's not.

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