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eat your vegetables
 
 
What's the difficult thing about eating vegetables?

Getting around the wheelchair.

pretty hair
 
 
A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, “How'd you get such lovely blonde hair”

Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, “It's natural.”

The guy walked by the second girl and asked, “How'd you get such pretty brown hair?”

Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, “It's natural.”

Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, “How'd you get such cool green hair?”

Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, “It's natural.”

pointless
 
 
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
halloween ha-ha-frickin'-ha
 
 
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?

Bone appetit!


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