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what's your poison?
 
 
Once there lived a mother who had two sons who were very young. The mother only gave milk to one son and neglected the other son.

The milkless son decided to apply poison on his mother's breast so that the other son would get killed.

When he woke up the next morning he found that his father had died.

a little cannibalism humor, folks
 
 
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?
vampire date
 
 
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.

"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."

apple and worm
 
 
What did the apple say to the worm?
You're boring me.

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