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very robust zacklies
 
 
"Where did you get those zacklies?"

"Zacklies?"

"Yeah, your breath smells zacklie like your butt!"

little girls who suck
 
 
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

black and white and red all over
 
 
What's black, white, red all over, and doesn't fit through revolving doors?

A nun with a spear through her head.

snack food
 
 
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?

"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"


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