gross cornflakes
What's grosser than gross?
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You eat a bowl of cornflakes and then find out that your brother's scab collection is missing.
first day out
A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times. After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital.
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"How's the food there?" asks the hooker. "Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"
men with no arms or legs
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.
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On the wall? Art.
On the floor? Matt.
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