the lawyer who was too big to bury
Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body?
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They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
rump roastin'
Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder?
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A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!
doctor, doctor! gimme the news!
An old man and a old lady went in the doctor's office to get their yearly exam. The doctor came in and started to get some information from them. He then told the old man that he needed to have a stool sample and a urine sample. The old man turned to the old lady and asked her what the doctor said.
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"He needs a pair of your underwear."
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