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winnie the pooh
 
 
Question: Why does Tigger smell?

Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!

dolly's kids
 
 
How can you pick out Dolly Parton's kids on the play ground?

They're the ones with the stretch marks around their lips!

constipated accountant
 
 
Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with a pencil and paper.

bloody mary
 
 
What's grosser than gross?

A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!


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