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deernuts and beernuts
 
 
Whats the difference between deernuts and beernuts?

Beernuts are a $1.39 and deernuts are under a buck.

smoke it
 
 
What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?

A soggy butt.

blondes and cow patties
 
 
What do blondes and cow patties have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

blind skydivers
 
 
Do you know why blind people don't skydive?

It scares the crap out of their seeing-eye-dogs.


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