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monster valentine
 
 
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?

Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.

Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

hormonally yours
 
 
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

farting into the great beyond
 
 
Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
3 men, 3 wishes
 
 
Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician than said, 'You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge glass of that drink.

The first man went down yelling, 'Beerrr!!!' Plop! He landed in a glass of beer.

The second guy went down the slide yelling,'lemonadeee!!!' Plop! He landed in a glass of lemonade.

The third guy went down the slide yelling 'wheeeeeeeee!!!'


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