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really bloody mary
 
 
How do you know your bartender doesn't like you any more?

There is a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!

yo mama's feet
 
 
Yo mama's feet are so scaly that they filmed Crocodile Dundee in her footbath.
hiney bubbles
 
 
What's gross?
Farting in the bathtub.

What's grosser than that?
Catching the bubbles with your teeth.

round and round it goes
 
 
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?

Roast chicken!


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