birdie poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
streakers and strokers
Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher came by in only an overcoat and opened it as wide as it could go. The first little old lady had a stroke, the second little old lady also had a stroke, but the third little old lady couldn't reach.
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a brief visit to the doctor
A man and his wife went to the doctor's office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, and feces sample.
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The man was slightly deaf and said, 'What?'
Again, the doctor said, 'I need a blood, urine and feces sample."
The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear:
'Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear!'
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