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constipation
 
 
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude?

'Cause they don't give a crap!

still together
 
 
One man says, 'You mean they are still together after all that crap?'

The other man says, 'Who?'

First man says, 'Your butt cheeks!'

gross, grosser, grossest ii
 
 
What's grosser than gross?
Ten babies in one mail box.

What's grosser than that?
One baby in ten mailboxes.

What's grosser than that?
Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.

What's grosser than that?
A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.

What's grosser than that?
A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.

did you hear....?
 
 
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea?

He drowned in his teepee!


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