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fire truck
 
 
Q: Why is a fire truck red?

A: If someone pulled your hose you would turn red too.

dinner's ready!
 
 
Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."

The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."

frosty
 
 
Q. Why was Frosty smiling?

A. He saw the snowblower coming.

bear and toilet
 
 
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?

A: Winnie the Pooh!


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