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To the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries":

Leave a message... Leave a message...

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Madonna's "Justify My Love"; sultry voice:

Wanting...

Waiting...

For you,

To justify your call...

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Pink Floyd's "Nobody Home":

You have reached 587-8783. Please leave a message. ("Ohhhhhhhhh, babe... When I pick up the phone... There's still... Nobody home.")

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(Guns & Roses' "Civil War":) What we've got here is... Failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach... I don't like it any more than you do.


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