answering message 201
Thank you for reaching out to us. Nobody is home now. However, if you leave a message, we'll reach out and touch you.
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answering message 203
Despite the best efforts of the telephone company, you really DID reach 555-1234. But that didn't help much, did it? You still have to talk to a machine.
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answering message 205
Hello. If you're calling with bad news, leave your message now. If it's good news, wait for the tone.
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answering message 207
Hello, this is your local zoo. Do you like animals? We are experiencing severe problems with hot water. Would you be so kind as to allow us to bring our elephants over to your bathroom for a shower? (The most common response: "Well, sure, but my neighbor's bathroom is bigger and better equipped to handle elephants.")
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