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funny answering machine messages


answering message 56
Hello, this is Rip van Winkle. I'm not awake to take your call right now. Please leave your message at the sound of the snore.

answering message 57
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.

answering message 58
E'llo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Leave your name and number, and prepare to die.

answering message 59
Hello, you have reached the DOE, that is, the Department Of Enemies. Rick Burger is not here right now, so leave a message saying who you are, what you want to argue about, and where you'll be, and I'll be there.


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