answering message 200
(Classical music:) This is our answering machine. (Switch to heavy metal racket:) This is our answering machine on drugs. (Silence...) Any message?
answering message 201
Thank you for reaching out to us. Nobody is home now. However, if you leave a message, we'll reach out and touch you.
answering message 202
Mom, Dad... Don't you think it would be easier to reach me if I had a cellular phone? So how about an early birthday present?
answering message 203
Despite the best efforts of the telephone company, you really DID reach 555-1234. But that didn't help much, did it? You still have to talk to a machine.
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