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funny answering machine messages


answering message 193
You've reached Mike and Nancy's answering machine. They're not home right now. At least, I don't think they are. Hang on. (Voice moves away from recording microphone.) Mike? Nancy? (Voice comes back.) Nope, they're not here, so at the beep...

answering message 194
This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep) Whoops, I bet you couldn't hear that. Lemme try again. (Beep) Nuts, once more with feeling...

answering message 195
Hello, please send me email instead. I always never playback these stupid answering machine messages. Besides, I am probably online right now.

answering message 196
We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.


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