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answering message 168
The number you have reached, 226-0477, has been changed. The new number is 226-0477. (Yes, same number.) Please make a note of it.

answering message 169
Thank you for calling the Peoria Weather Line. (Insert appropriate weather report for the season here.)

answering message 17
I'm sorry but my answering machine is out of order. I am leaving a broken CD player in its place. It can't take messages either. In fact, it can't even play you a nice tune while you wait to not leave a message.

answering message 170
Please leave a tone after the message.


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