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answering message 164
My time is billed at $125 per hour. Please begin your message with your MasterCard or Visa number, card type, and date of expiration. I'll get back to you pending credit approval.

answering message 165
Hi, this is Jim. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can talk to my answering machine for only $0.95 per minute! Please leave your credit card number at the tone...

answering message 166
(Recorded directly from AT&T:) We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service.

answering message 167
When the caller calls your number, as Steven Wright suggested, simply have your message be a busy signal!


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