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answering message 160
You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System. Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and stored for later use. Once this is done, our computers will be able to use the sound of YOUR voice for literally thousands of illegal and immoral purposes. There is no charge for this initial consultation. However our staff of professional extortionists will contact you in the near future to further explain the benefits of our service, and to arrange for your schedule of payment. Remember to speak clearly at the sound of the tone. Thank you.

answering message 161
Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

answering message 162
Shhh! Don't talk, just listen! Meet me at the corner of Broad and Main and bring the girl. (CLICK)

answering message 163
After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left the money. I'll get back to you as soon as it's safe for you to come out of hiding.


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