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answering message 166
 
 
(Recorded directly from AT&T:) We're sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service.

answering message 168
 
 
The number you have reached, 226-0477, has been changed. The new number is 226-0477. (Yes, same number.) Please make a note of it.

answering message 170
 
 
Please leave a tone after the message.

answering message 172
 
 
Hi, you have reached Richard. I'm sorry, but my answering machine is out of order, so the voice you are hearing is actually me.


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