ANSWERING MESSAGE 49

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ANSWERING MESSAGE 49
In Joe Friday voice: This is Constable Augie of the Canadian Security and Intelligence Service.  The phone line you have just dialed is currently under investigation on a warrant issued by the Attorney General of Canada.  To facilitate our investigation, we would appreciate you leaving your name, number, a brief message, and any affiliations you may have made now, or in the past, with communist or terrorist organizations. Thank you.