Foreign

What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in common?

They can both look out the windows and see rubble.

Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein and a bucket of crap?

The bucket.

What's the difference between one of Saddam's palaces and a 50 cent's house?

You know your'e going to find weapons in 50 cent's house.

Once a Frenchman, an Englishman and an Irishman were sentenced to be whipped 100 times. They had the option to make it less painful by putting anything they wanted on their backs. The Frenchman, knowing alchohol eases pain, asked to have French beer on his back. The Englishman did they same with English beer. But the Irishman asked to put the Frenchman on his back!