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south park
Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?"

A: Killkenny.

stand-up gandhi
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization.
'I think it would be a good idea.'
taliban poetic justice
My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?" Well, this sounds good to me. It would be true poetic justice:

Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the Secret Service, Navy Seals, or whomever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.

Then we return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

taliban snippet
How come the Taliban are not circumcised?

It gives them a place to put their bubblegum during a sandstorm.


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