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prime minister material
Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m..

Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.

q. whats the difference between george w. ...
Q. What's the difference between George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein ?

A. It took Saddam 20 years to get that unpopular.

question marks
Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency?
A: Question marks.
quotes about the french
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." - Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." - Rush Limbaugh

"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?" - Dennis Miller

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates Americans, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people." - Conan O'Brien


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