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new canadian flag
Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant.

That way, the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag.

new words
A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Then he learnes "zebra" from the zoo and "baby" from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, 'Mommy, I learned new words today.' She says, "Great, honey what did you learn?" He says, 'Takeoffzebrababy!'
new yorker
A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.

'Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease,' says the waiter.

The Texan says, 'What's a shortage?'

The Russian says, 'What's a steak?'

The New Yorker says, 'What's excuse me?'

newfie airplane crash
Canada's worst air disaster: Canada's worst air disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Newfoundland. Newfie search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

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