french stamps
Why did the Post Office have to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen?
People were confused about which side to spit on
frenchman and farm animals
What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
A bisexual!
frenchman walks into a bar
A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord and orders a glass of wine. The frenchie looks about and sees a camel sitting at the bar as well.
The frenchie asks the landlord, "What is that dirty camel doing in here?"
The Landlord pulls a cricket bat out from behind the bar hits the camel in the head and the camel gives the landlord oral pleasure.
The Landlord looks at the frenchie and says "You want a go?" to which the frenchie replies: "Oui, but there is no need to hit me over the head."
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