Foreign

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"

The first Englishman zips up and walks over to the sink and uses a lot of soap and water and before he leaves. He says to the others, "In Yorkshire, I learned to be clean and neat."

The second Englishman zips up, walks over to the sink and uses much less soap and water but is still very clean. He says, "At Bredford Academy, I learned to be clean and neat but still be environmentally aware."

The third man zips up and heads straight to the door.

The Aussie says over his shoulder, "In Australia, we learn not to piss on our hands."

'We have plenty of fine wine in France,' said the man.

Next, the Cuban guy throws a box of fine cigars off the cliff. 'Why did you do that?' asked the other men.

"'We have plenty of cigars in Cuba,' said the Cuban man.

Finally, the American man pickes up the Cuban man and throws him off the cliff. 'What did you do that for?' asked the French man.

'We have plenty of Cubans in America."

French War Heroes.