farmer's tractor
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
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A: Perhaps Willie Nelson and John Cougar Mellencamp will stage a benefit concert outside my barn to raise funds to replace the missing machinery.
salesman: a new one, really
A travelling salesman's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He gets out and tries to find something close by -- and comes upon a farm. Not believing his luck, he knocks on the door, and a farmer answers.
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"Sir," says the salesman. "Could you help me? My car's broken down, and I need a place to stay for the night."
"Sure," says the farmer. "But I only have one bed, and my very, very ugly daughter sleeps there."
"Oh, crap," says the salesman. "I'm in the wrong joke."
salesman/farmhouse v. 6.0
A salesman's car breaks down in the pouring rain outside a farmhouse.
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The salesman bangs on the farmhouse door.
The next morning, the farmer's daughter wakes up to find her father in bed with the salesman. She shoots them both and takes off in the salesman's car.
She assumes the salesman's identity and meets all of his quotas.
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